Okay, that title isn't entirely accurate.
And by entirely, I mean at all. I had chocolate last night and it was...ohmygosh, heavenly.
But, all of Sunday, and most of yesterday, I didn't have chocolate in an attempt at being a good mother. Chloe projectile vomits and I think I've narrowed it down to chocolate and/or she's potentially possessed.
"I need an old priest and a young priest."
Anywho, I had no idea how well trained my hand was at reaching for that choclatey goodness. I'd say I'm a black belt at chocolate eating. And to think, only a few years ago, I didn't even like chocolate. What. Went. Wrong?
So, I begin anew today. NO CHOCOLATE. I mean it. Even though it's not like the child isn't gaining any weight or growing at an inappropriately fast rate. Little butt.
Kelly Out
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5 comments:
I couldn't do it. I'm an addict.
when did you not like chocolate??? you mean like before brett or something? and are you quoting me? hahaha!
Oh, I'm trying to get off my sugar addiction as well. Its terribly difficult and rather...unsuccessful at this point. Good luck.
You get all kinds of bonus points for me for quoting the Exorcist. :)
Awesome Generist! Hahahaha! And Bethany, I totally failed AGAIN tonight. It was a KIT-KAT. Evil, evil KIT-KAT.
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