Sunday, October 24, 2010

No Hyperbole

I have the flu.

And I hope that if anyone ever tries to rape, murder, or otherwise harm me, I hope I have the flu when they do it.  And I hope they get all my nasty flu germs all over their wicked little hands.

Because there is no punishment worse than this flu.

Kill me.

Kill me now.

Kelly Dead

2 comments:

genderist said...

Oh no! Big bummer... I hope you feel better soon!

Kimberly said...

Kelly don't die. That would make me sad :(
I'd hug you but I don't want to catch your cooties. I'll just throw you a high five from way over here in Canada!

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