The Biggest Loser is NOT me

So, Tanya will be happy to know, I watched "The Biggest Loser" last night for the first time.

Am I a horrible person for feeling better about myself?

So much better that I got down on the floor and did about a million sit ups.

Then weighed myself, and had a little congratulatory ceremony of my own.

"You are NOT the biggest loser."

Though I did lose more than Joelle!

I think I'd still fall below the yellow line.

Oh well, onward and upward and off with more weight.

Kelly Out

P.S. Tanya, I will not fall for your temptations. You cannot subdue this weight-loss machine. I am one with my body.

One. One.

(I have some chili cheese Fritos if you wanna come over later and chow down with me!)