Today you dumped out my entire purse.
You're super cute and super annoying all at the same time. I don't know if I want to hug and kiss you, or tie you up. Either way, I can't keep my hands off you.
I hope in the future I get a call from you informing me you've lost yet another debit card because your 15 month old child couldn't keep their gruddy mitts off your stuff. I'll smile and say you deserve it.
And now I'm off to figure out where the heck you stashed my last debit card, and pray that you didn't throw it out the window. Or in the poopy diaper bin, because, yuck.