I think we have a Peeves in our midst.
Someone is knocking over the piles I make as I attempt to clean.
They're hiding the wipeys.
They're pinching Chloe seconds after she falls asleep.
They're hiding my car keys and debit cards and shoes and bra.
And I'm pretty certain they're stealing kid socks.
Stupid poltergeist. Just eat one of the children through the closet and get it over with already! I'm losing my mind!!