So my dad turned me on to a website called TheOnion.com.
It was hilarious.
I went to it the other day and read a headline something along the lines of "Prince and Kate divorce after 5 months of marriage."
I was so upset! And I don't even really care for most thing British aside from their literature and sometimes attractive accents. And Big Ben. And Westminster. And how they make my smile look a lot prettier than fellow Americans. Okay, so basically I'm just not big into the royalty part. I don't even understand why they still have royalty.
Totally off subject.
Anyway, obviously it's a farce. I can't believe I fell for it. I really need to go back to school. I'm dumbening.
Wait...is that a word?