Thursday, September 16, 2010

How To Eat A Box Of Cookies In 24 Hours

How did this happen?

Now, let's see...I bought the box of cookies...what...yesterday?  Yes, yesterday morning around 9:45ish.

I had a few...okay, five or so, when I got home.  But that was it, right?

Oh no, wait, I had a few more after lunch

A few at this point is probably six...

So then, I swear I didn't have anymore after that.  Until...oh yes, I remember.  After the kids were in bed and we were watching "Psyche" and my own psyche told me I needed a few more cookies...but I'm sure Brett had some then too.

Then this morning, well, it was a rough night, after all.  I deserved those cookies.  And the milk was so cold and delicious.  And I ate a healthy breakfast, so, really, the cookies were nothing.

Well, the first five.

I don't know what happened after that, the sugar high just sort of took over...the next thing I knew...

I'd eaten the whole box of cookies in 24 hours.

My name is Kelly, and I'm a cookie-holic.

4 comments:

Lindsay said...

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure that this is a general practice at my home. With any and all sorts of treats. I do it all the time. Plus, you're nursing - your so deserve it.

Cerulean Bill said...

We used to buy a brand of cookies called "Almost Home". We said that they were called that because that's how far we got before opening the box.

Gules said...

As a fellow cookie-holic, I totally understand. If I have a box or bag of cookies, they barely make it past one day. Especially if they're the chewy, soft chocolate chip kind--absolute disaster :) but they're soooo good!

genderist said...

I love it.... just think about how easy it'll be to burn those calories while you're breast feeding!

Baby Girl NEEDED those cookies! It'll help her grow up sweet and sassy.

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