Thursday, September 09, 2010

Is Dead Brain Like Dead Arm?

Did someone punch me in the head?  I'd like to blame Chloe, but she hits like a 3 week old girl.

Kimberly over at "All Work and No Play..." BLOG TAGGED me, which I really appreciate cause...I can't come up with a coherent sentence let alone ideas for blog posts these days (I mean, you read about the asteroids, didn't you?)  Unless ya'll wanna hear about spit up, laundry, and more spit up.  No?  Okay, Blog Tag it is!

Here are the instructions/rules:
Answer Kimberly's college level questions.  Sheesh, you really wanna make me think, don't you?
Create 4 of my VERY OWN questions (will you watch my kids for me?  will you do my laundry?  will you mop my kitchen?  will you scrub my toilet?)  Wait...there will be better ones.  Maybe.
Tag 3 other bloggers.  Assuming even 3 people who blog read my blog.  We'll see how that goes.

Question the First:
1. What is something you want to do before you die?
Answer the First:
Get some clean underwear.  Nah, not really.  I don't care about that kinda stuff.  *Sniff Sniff* see?  I would really love to go on an LDS Mission.  Not super inventive, I know, but I really do.  My husband ruined my chances for a single sister mission by asking me to make him the happiest man on earth and marry him, but I've since forgiven him.  I mean, he's so darn good lookin'....

Numero Dos:
2. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Dare I say: rude people.  Sounds...plain?  Rehearsed?  I enjoy long walks on the beach and don't like rude people.  But seriously.  Have a little consideration, folks.  Even if it's like pulling a tooth sans the Novocaine.  Try it, you might even like it.  The nice thing, not the tooth pulling thing...

Question C:
3. How did you come up with the name for your blog?
You know, for some reason my husband would say "Neffajawea".  I honestly don't remember where or why or when or how...allsIknow (that's one word up here in Utah) is that it A: includes my last name and B: makes everyone think I'm some how obsessed with Sacajawea.  Sacagawea?  Well, feel free to look up the correct spelling...(BTW, not obsessed with ol' Sackyjaweaja.)

The Finale:
4. Do you like Cheese Whiz?
No.  Yuck.  Gross.  Euw.  Wait, I don't think I've ever tried it.  I like other things out of a can: whip cream, chocolate in a can, snakes in a can, going to the bathroom in the can, a can of coke.  Mmmm, coke.  What were we talking about?....

My four questions:

Do you like musicals?
Have you ever been thrown a surprise party?
What is the WORST thing you've ever done?
Where is your dream vacation?  (Doing my laundry, right?  I knew it!)

And I tag...
Melissa at 3 Girls and a Daddy, cause she totally had my back when I was on bed rest and absolutely terrified.
Jessie at Farr Fairytail, cause she ditched us all, including her husband, to go hang out in Georgia with her "other" family for an ENTIRE month.  And I miss her =)
And Haiku of the Id (not sure you want me to share your real name =)) because, like Melissa, she totally had my back. 

Kelly Out!


Kimberly said...

Kelly, you are the funniest thing since Cheese Whiz was invented. Seriously.

I've always wondered where Neffajawea came from...never thought of Night at the Museum though...oh wait...she was a real person?

PS. I am ordering you to buy a jar of cheese whiz and put it on a toasted bagel. That's called heaven.

genderist said...

I like that your daughter hits like a three week old girl. That made me laugh out loud. :)

I hate Cheese Whiz, too. Just thinking about it gives me the nauseous chills and makes me want to brush my teeth...

BTW - I tagged you back. :)

Loren and Jess said...
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Loren and Jess said...

I miss you guys too!

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