Sunday, October 24, 2010

No Hyperbole

I have the flu.

And I hope that if anyone ever tries to rape, murder, or otherwise harm me, I hope I have the flu when they do it.  And I hope they get all my nasty flu germs all over their wicked little hands.

Because there is no punishment worse than this flu.

Kill me.

Kill me now.

Kelly Dead


genderist said...

Oh no! Big bummer... I hope you feel better soon!

Kimberly said...

Kelly don't die. That would make me sad :(
I'd hug you but I don't want to catch your cooties. I'll just throw you a high five from way over here in Canada!

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