My fortune to the person who can get Chloe to stop crying and go to sleep. Which is what she really wants to do.
Which is what I really want her to do.
P.S. My fortune contains $6.32, a button, a half unrolled bobbin and...a french fry? Euw, how long has that been there? And why is it in my wallet?
P.P.S. HAHA! I did it! She sleeps! Now give me that french fry...