Wednesday, March 24, 2010

It Begins

My uterus is growing up now.  This should, in turn, relieve the constant urge to urinate, yes?  No.  It seems I breed babies that are fascinated with the soft, squishy organ. 

Son, if you are a son, I love you.  Please get off my bladder now.  We have a long 4 months ahead of us.

And although I have a new, gorgeous bathroom, I don't want to spend the next 24 weeks in it. 

Thank you and goodnight.

Mama Out

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