My uterus is growing up now. This should, in turn, relieve the constant urge to urinate, yes? No. It seems I breed babies that are fascinated with the soft, squishy organ.
Son, if you are a son, I love you. Please get off my bladder now. We have a long 4 months ahead of us.
And although I have a new, gorgeous bathroom, I don't want to spend the next 24 weeks in it.
Thank you and goodnight.