Sunday, July 04, 2010

Happy Birthday to Me

Everyone puts their babies status updates, and since mine is still baking, I'll put my status and updates.  Aren't you lucky?

Age: 26
Status: Short, fat and pregnant.
Current Craving: Bruchetta
Uterus: Pissy
Feet: Swollen

There you have it.  It's been a successful 26 years, I think the researchers who created me would agree.  Married, 2 1/2 cute little ones, a couple of cats and a house on a road with a mini-van.

Hope your 4th of July was as full of Freedom and BBQ as mine was.

I.E. I hope you're not an illegal immigrant living in Arizona.

Kelly Down


The Hancuff's said...

happy birthday! call me tomorrow!

genderist said...

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to You!!
Happy Birthday, dear Kelly...
Happy Birthday to YOU!!!

(and many, many more)

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