Happy Birthday to Me

Everyone puts their babies status updates, and since mine is still baking, I'll put my status and updates.  Aren't you lucky?

Age: 26
Status: Short, fat and pregnant.
Current Craving: Bruchetta
Uterus: Pissy
Feet: Swollen

There you have it.  It's been a successful 26 years, I think the researchers who created me would agree.  Married, 2 1/2 cute little ones, a couple of cats and a house on a road with a mini-van.

Hope your 4th of July was as full of Freedom and BBQ as mine was.

I.E. I hope you're not an illegal immigrant living in Arizona.

Kelly Down