So, if you or anyone you know or your cousins uncles third aunt twice removed's missionary companion from Brazil needs a place to live in Magna, UT, WE'VE GOT IT!
I'm desperate. Brett...not so much. He's savvy with renting in AZ until we sell our house here, but I just want to get it over and done with. I'm so attached to this house and neighborhood and ward...I just need to cut the real estate apron strings or I'll never move on.
Plus, I don't want to move to AZ, and then have to move again. I'm super lazy like that.
So, here's the low down. We have a 2000 sf rambler with five bedrooms and two bathrooms and a hukamungous yard. We've remodeled the bathroom and kitchen and the basement is brand new finished (or will be by the end of the month. That or my marriage...) The backyard has an in-ground trampoline, a gymboree, a sandbox, a veggie garden, a rock wall, a HUGE patio and about four bazillion blades of beautiful Kentucky Bluegrass. My heart is breaking describing it, can you tell?
We'll also throw in the riding lawn mower.
ALL THIS COULD BE YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $150,000. BUT WAIT! WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET!
For a limited time offer we'll throw in the drive way! That's right! One free drive way! But WAIT! If you buy now, we'll even give you the garage, free of charge.
Anyway, if you don't want to buy or can't right now or whatever, we're also willing to rent it. I just don't want to pay two mortgages a month. Call me crazy =) Call me Kelly. Just call me and tell me you want to buy my house!