Do you have it?
If so, could you please give it back? I need it.
Yesterday I made a detailed last-minute shopping list. On this list I wrote down all the places I needed to go, whose gifts would be located at these places etc.
Despite this list, I kept forgetting why I was where I was.
If it wasn't for Brett sitting next to me, who could almost decipher my markings, I would've ended up in Alaska running for Governor.
So please don't be offended if I see you in the mall this season, and have a whole conversation with you, and still don't remember your name.
I don't even remember mine.
Happy Christmas-Eve Eve.
Wait, that didn't sound right…