So, at first, I was like, "Marlon Brando, YUMMY!" And then I was all, "Vivien Leigh, what happened to you girl?" And then I was all, "Euw, Marlon Brando, what happened to you boy? Did you bite your tongue? Take your shirt off again, please."
(Wouldn't he have made an excellent Edward Cullen? All broody and yummy. And he doesn't look like he's been running face first into brick walls. No offense Robert. Well...some offense.)