How do I explain this?....
There was some...thing, some body part pushing hard and stretching my uterus, causing a seriously painful contraction. I pushed said body-part-thing down, and moved the entire baby. VEEEEEEERRRY weird feeling. I hope I didn't hurt her.
Lucky for me, she won't remember.
Lucky for me, the contraction wasn't nearly as painful once she moved.
On a the bright side, Saturday marked THREE MONTHS until "all bets are off". The countdown continues...tick...tick...tick...tock...stupid clock.