Here are some 4th of July players. You might recognize some return players from last years event, some new. Ryan and Holly have joined us from some rainy state up north. Grandma Merkley came along too. Pretty much everyone else you know. Oh, and of course, Perpetual Motion made it's daily appearance. It doesn't get to take a holiday.
Reality Check: 8:30 AM, July 4th. So clean, hair pulled back, attitude painted plainly on the face. "Oh mother, really, do you have to start that so early?"
Oh, but then there's the "good one". I say this lightly of course, because it changes about every five seconds between the two. "Ahh mom, you crazy git you."
The kids got to play some fun game...I think it's called vertical golf.
I just call it, "Arm the young children with balls and have them throw them at each other." Awesome.
Here's my girl beatin' the crap outta the pinata. I taught her everything I know; which is probably why she wasn't the one to knock it open. Oh well, sweetheart, you still have your drunken good looks!
Lefty Rodriguez. We have big plans for this one in the Pinata World Series. Big plans.
Yeah...wow. At least he's good looking, though, right?
I think Cohen agrees with my sentiments.