Wednesday, June 23, 2010

How The...What The...Who The...?

I'm lactating.  Already.

Not like stream of golden milk, or anything.  Just the occasional, "What's that on my shirt right near my nipple?"

Sorry men.  Wait, do any men read this blog?  *Tap Tap* this thing on? 

Oh well, testosterone is over rated, if you ask me.  Though, the extra estrogen I seem to be puttin' out could probably take a step back...

Anywho, please keep all babies, baby smells, baby names, baby thoughts and baby carrots away from me for the time being.  My milk ducts are on overdrive.

What's that moving in my uterus?  CRAP!  Well, there goes the spicket.

Kelly Down

2 comments:

The Finlinsons said...

Sometimes I'm tempted to write things that are "women things" thinking "I highly doubt there are men out there who read this"...but I'm not daring enough. That's something I love about your blog. You're not afraid to out right say things! AWESOME.

p.s. With Eden I swear I lactated WAY early...

Kelly said...

Haha, thanks Bethany! My husband gives me a "one akward thing to say" a day. I guess that was one my one!!

(Okay, I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I felt like a freak for a minute there. This has never happened before...)

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